Commuter Mom: Table of Contents

I recently decided to switch purses. Here’s what I found when I cleaned out my bag:

• $2.31 in change
• 3 pens – only one of which still works
• 1 binder clip
• 7 of Commuter Girl’s hair elastics in assorted colors and sizes
• 3 lip glosses – 2 were the same color
• 2 containers of hand sanitizer
• 1 overstuffed wallet – not overstuffed with money, but instead full of receipts, store credits, and store membership cards
• 2 cell phones – my current phone and the old one that Commuter Girl plays with
• A handful of oyster cracker crumbs
• 1 snack package of goldfish
• The missing spare car key
• 9 random post-it notes containing various shopping and to-do lists
• 3 pairs of sunglasses – 1 for me and 2 for Commuter Girl
• 1 clean diaper
• 1 empty dog poop bag
• 1 used Kleenex with gum inside

My life is so glamorous!