NewMom: Movie Premiere – Alien 5 Coming to An Office Near You

Picture this: I’m in my office at my desk, with my boss watching the computer screen over my shoulder. I’m pulled away from the desk a bit so that together we can watch a video I’m working on for him and discuss the next round of edits we want to make. All of a sudden, I think we’ve switched channels, because the next installment of Alien seems to be showing in 3-D right on my belly. It’s undeniable, clearly visible to all in the audience — NewGirl is doing her fetal gymnastics and won’t stop until the credits roll. I know it’s distracting me, but what about my boss? Is he as engrossed in it as I am? He doesn’t say a word about it, but I can’t help wondering what’s going on his head. Is it possible he’s focused only on the video we came to see? That couldn’t be, could it?